Of course I remember the Ketchup Song. One hit wonder on the charts over here - and everywhere else. It was a shame they didn't get farther, not even in Eurovision.

[One of Apollo's favorite song competitions. (His Roman side prefers Sanremo. It's not Roman in tradition, per-se, but it's fun.)

He waits until the song he's playing right now finishes, fades it out, and brings up the Ketchup Song. Nobody likes it when people switch halfway through a song. It's jarring.]

You're close - it's asereje, which doesn't mean anything, but - you know your rap history at all?

[Get ready to be Educated, Heather.]