You... didn't? [This is a fact that actually has her lose her composure, if only for a moment.] Wow. Is it the dress? Or the shoes- I'm tall for once.

[Or the relatively lighter eye-makeup, the tamed and styled hair. I mean, okay, the alcohol on her breath gives her away, but what could you do about that? Other than force her to seek treatment for alcohol abuse. But she'd just jump off the wagon at the first chance she had. Besides, it's not like she got drunk as fast as a normal human.]

What do you know. [Her response is dry as well. Awesome conversation topics.] But I figured you had that suit tucked away in your closet somewhere. This is your dad's shindig, after all.