Hey, I'm all about the sugar. ( But he's not complaining as he takes a hearty swig of his Diet Coke. Like father like son? )

It really could be worse. At least they're not making us drink, like, totally healthy stuff. ( He makes a face at that. ) If I had my way, though, all we'd be drinking would be every flavor of Slurpee ever because Slurpees are the shit.