[ Arthur glances behind them just in case - and would you look at that, he's actually pleased to see that "Prince" is ignoring his master's commands. He smiles smugly despite his unease and tightens his grip on Merlin's arm. ]

You see? Even he realises it's a stupid idea.

[ Small miracles and all that. He's even more relieved that the mistform dog hasn't tried to attack him yet - he's sort of dragging his master along by the elbow and stomping all over his plans, after all. Perhaps it recognises the fact that there are greater dangers than Arthur on the prowl tonight. ]

So.

[ He clears his throat. ]

Should I ask why you thought it'd be a good idea to come out here and do this by yourself?