"Yeah, but it could use some meat in it... What a shame." Wrinkling his nose at the word vegetarian. "The chicken sounds all right."

And of course, the footsie continues under the table, making Grantaire feel a little more comfortable. "Don't think they could've made this menu more pretentious if they tried. Maybe if they put it in French..."

He promptly starts translating snippets of the luxurious menu into French in his thickest accent.