"So we get both. I get lasagna and you get the chicken and we'll call it even. Can we do that, is that allowed?"

Probably not, but he hopes it is. If there's one thing he knows about the Demeter kids- especially the two boys heading this thing - it's that they can cook some serious shit. And that's helping to relieve the tension too, that this night isn't totally fucked.

He does get a laugh out of that, though, and mimics his accent as he reads in English. "They say French makes things sexier. Unfortunately, I only speak Spanish. So you're SOL here."