"Well what if I told you that I like your eyes better than your glasses?" Gasp! She knew, right? "Or maybe I'll start a rumor that you're a cyclops." Harsh, Ep. He's your boyfriend and you like him. A lot. Cyclopses were... not great boyfriend material (just don't tell Tyson).

"I- wh-what?" Eponine stuttered the words out, desperately wanting to bury her face in her dress. "No- I am not blushing," she lied, trying to do her best to get her Hermes girl on. "And I'm... Maybe I'm in the mood to be flattered."