scornfully: (❙ wtf even is this.)
ARTHUR AU ([personal profile] scornfully) wrote in [community profile] halfbloodhill_logs 2014-03-03 01:25 am (UTC)

Merlin.

[ Have a flat, vaguely disgusted look. ]

I'm not giving you my second-hand butter.

[ Ridiculous. Preposterous, even. No, instead of doing as he's told Arthur wipes off his knife on the edge of his plate, looking thoroughly unimpressed by the amount of butter used in his sandwich in the first place. ]

And I bet your cholesterol's all over the place.

[ All right, so he still doesn't really know what cholesterol is, but when he's at home his father makes ever such a fuss about it. Really, it's no wonder Arthur binges on sweets. ]


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