[ Don't lie. Arthur will never trump food. Going on a real date, however, perks Arthur up a lot, because he's good at dates and enjoys making other people happy. Merlin's a bit of an enigma, yes, but hopefully if he lets Arthur take him out he'll get to learn a bit more about him. ]

All right.

[ And he won't wear a dress! This just gets better and better. Polishing off his sandwich, Arthur begins on a second round of butter scraping as he continues. ]

Where would you like me to take you?