Dave is, as he told Naomi he would be, dressed as Santa, complete with his usual aviator shades. Some time ago the beard became so unbearably itchy that he abandoned it, and the only evidence of the thing is the tuft of curly white sticking out of one of his pockets.]
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Dave is, as he told Naomi he would be, dressed as Santa, complete with his usual aviator shades. Some time ago the beard became so unbearably itchy that he abandoned it, and the only evidence of the thing is the tuft of curly white sticking out of one of his pockets.]
Can I get one of those?
[Pointing at a candy apple, because fuck yes.]